The only fashion rule in stand-up comedy is that you shouldn’t wear shorts because they’re considered “unprofessional.” This never made sense to me. I’m allowed to make jokes about snapping dicks during sex, but I can’t wear a high-waisted denim short? It’s 90 degrees in New York right now—wearing jeans feels like a pants prison, so I choose to ignore it. Sue me! I think this sartorial mandate was made for men who wear cargo shorts. There is also a weird rumor that if comedians wear something too trendy or revealing, it will distract the Justin Verlander Verlegend 1X MVP 2X World Champion shirt Besides audience from their jokes. Again, I’m not buying it. Chalk it up to my rule-breaking nature, but lately I’ve become more interested in being fashion-forward (I’ve been watching a lot of outfit transitions on TikTok, okay?). And conveniently, I got invited to my first fancy-pants New York Fashion Week show.
Justin Verlander Verlegend 1X MVP 2X World Champion shirt,hoodie, tanktop, sweater, longsleeve tee
Pete Alonso Wanted poster polar pete alonso shirt
Oklahoma Sooners Legends team thank you for the memories signature shirt
Ohio State Buckeyes Legends team thank you for the memories signature shirt
Nobody is perfect but if you are a Orioles fan you’re pretty damn close signature shirt
Never underestimate a woman who understands softball and love Alabama Crimson Tide signature shirt
Nebraska Cornhuskers Legends team thank you for the memories signature shirt
Miami Heat NBA Roster Member 2023 signature shirt
Miami Heat 2023 Eastern Conference Champions signature shirt
Matthew Tkachuk game 4 Hero shirt
Maryland Terrapins 2023 big ten Champions back to back shirt
Marina Englot is real trust me shirt
Louisville Cardinals Denny Crum 1937-2023 thank you Coach shirt
Louisville Basketball Family shirt
Los Angeles Lakers Conference Finals NBA 2023 shirt
London has a problem renaissance world tour shirt
Las Vegas Sport Teams flag shirt
Just ice back to the old school shirt
Jurassic Park 30 years 1993 – 2023 jurassic park thank you for the memories signature shirt
Jester Viper ’85 we’ll make you better shirt
Ivan Barbashev 29 points in 37 games shirt
In memory of Tina Turner 2023 vintage signature shirt
I’m not short I’m just fun-size shirt
If you haven’t risked coming home under flag Eagle shirt
If I miss this heat wave I’ll kill myself T-shirt
I was a maisie peters fan before the good witch came out shirt
I can’t read chinese but I can understand this shirt
I can’t my son has baseball Father’s Day Baseball shirt
Hurricanes lady sassy classy and a tad badassy signature shirt
Houston Astros MLB Roster 2023 T-shirt
Grayson Rodriguez 85 Baltimore baseball shirt
Hart of the City New York Knicks shirt
Golden Knights queen classy sassy and a bit smart assy shirt
Four-Star Safety Reggie Powers is down to 5 Schools shirt
Floria City of Champions Heat and Panthers shirt
Five nights at freddy’s skeleton shirt
Fightin’ Irish Notre Dame Fighting Irish Legends thank you for the memories signature shirt
Fast X 22nd anniversary 2001-2023 New Ver thank you for the memories signature shirt
Fast and Furious 22nd Anniversary 2001-2023 thank you for the memories signature T-shirt
Existing in this economy T-shirt
Desantis breaks systems the internet the deep state corporate media woke indoctrination shirt
Denver Nuggets western conference champions two sided 2023 shirt
Denver Nuggets NBA Western Conference Champions 2023 signature shirt
Dan Campbell Brad Holmes shirt
Damn right I am a Vegas Holden Knights fan now and forever signature shirt
Crohn’s Disease Warrior its not for the weak shirt
Capricorn Facts servings per container shirt
Become Ungovernable pocket shirt
Anthony 7 New York Kicks shirt
Atlanta Braves Win outkast shirt
Alton Mccaskill Deuce Deuce shirt
Why is everything so expensive shirt
Weird dads build character shirt
We love selsctive Los Angeles techno baddies shirt
This product belong to trung-thien